'Christmas Bloody Christmas' or What the Hell is this Massacre of a Film?

Christmas Bloody Christmas - 3 out of 10 Brooms


It's not often that I watch a film and I'm totally gobsmacked by the volume of sex, blood, and cursing on my TV scream.

I am DEFINATELY not a prude by any stretch, but "Christmas Bloody Christmas' was all gratuity and no fun. It was just angry and the characters were really unlikable. I found myself wishing they would just get on with it. 

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How is a movie this bombastic boring???

Here's the gist: It's Christmas Eve and extremely horny, annoying record store owner Tori Tooms just wants to get drunk and fuck. That is until the military grade ROBOTIC (!!!) Santa Claus at a nearby toy store glitches. Robo-Santa begins a rampant murder spree through the snowscape forcing Tori into battle for survival against the ax wielding Saint Nick himself.

It is the Holiday film equivalent to a Hot Chocolate Mug that you re-gift every two years. You are WAY better off watching Terminator in a Santa Hat. It's almost the same movie...


To watch this trash for yourself, CLICK HERE or above!!!



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